Green Lantern #96
Dec. 22nd, 2007 07:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shankieWally, Kyle, and Conner go on a cruise vacation. It goes about as well as expected.
They bicker, Conner is a chick magnet, and they share sexual experiences over beer. Well, two beers and a soda. You know. And without even trying to, they piss off a bunch of super-villains.
Good times to be had by all. If Kyle and Wally ever stop bickering.
J'onn looks really happy that they're leaving; I bet he goes to pull a shift in the monitor womb with some cookies and grumbles to Batman about them later. And Batman sympathizes.
That girl totally dodged a bullet.
Hooking up with Kyle is a total death sentence.
It's interesting that living up to tradition and father issues are something Kyle identifies with Conner over; because Wally is made of both those things. Rudy West is one of the biggest scum-bags in the DCU, and saying he was a tad abusive as a father? Bit of an understatement. Not winning Husband of the Year, either.
I don't know who this Leslie is, but something tells me the sex was really bad. ::laughs::
And lasted about thirty seconds. Poor Wally.
I love it when Wally's a little hot-head. Something tells me this wouldn't have been the first bar-room brawl he's been in.
As you can imagine, this doesn't go well. It goes so badly that they all end up being brought up on charges. ::le sigh::
I would read a book of these three having adventures. Avidly. :D
All right, now I have to get ready for a seven-hour drive. Nnnngh.
They bicker, Conner is a chick magnet, and they share sexual experiences over beer. Well, two beers and a soda. You know. And without even trying to, they piss off a bunch of super-villains.
Good times to be had by all. If Kyle and Wally ever stop bickering.
J'onn looks really happy that they're leaving; I bet he goes to pull a shift in the monitor womb with some cookies and grumbles to Batman about them later. And Batman sympathizes.
That girl totally dodged a bullet.
Hooking up with Kyle is a total death sentence.
It's interesting that living up to tradition and father issues are something Kyle identifies with Conner over; because Wally is made of both those things. Rudy West is one of the biggest scum-bags in the DCU, and saying he was a tad abusive as a father? Bit of an understatement. Not winning Husband of the Year, either.
I don't know who this Leslie is, but something tells me the sex was really bad. ::laughs::
And lasted about thirty seconds. Poor Wally.
I love it when Wally's a little hot-head. Something tells me this wouldn't have been the first bar-room brawl he's been in.
As you can imagine, this doesn't go well. It goes so badly that they all end up being brought up on charges. ::le sigh::
I would read a book of these three having adventures. Avidly. :D
All right, now I have to get ready for a seven-hour drive. Nnnngh.