The Search For Ray Palmer Presents Bewbs

[shankie]

It took S_D like five seconds to jump all over this, as you can well imagine, but my attention was on... different panels.

Mostly just girl Flash and Anna, Queen of Atlantis. :D

I wonder what girl Flash's name is. Wendy? Why does that make me think about The Shining in some sort of bizarre crossover?







So, apparently in this world Alexis Luthor isn't so much evil as not a saint. Would Superman help Lex test armour that might forseeably be used against him? I'm going to go with no.

This tickles me. :D



So... Black Canary looks like Ollie. Heh. Or, Dinah looks like Ollie would if he was a girl.

Interesting. That certainly provokes some thoughts about their relationship.





I am so friggin' hot for Queen Anna. Ruler of most of the globe. And she makes orange look good. Sign. Me. Up.



Does this mean that, in this world, men suffer from boyfriends in refrigerators syndrome?

Of all the Search for Ray Palmer books, this one is by far the suckiest. The problems with this book abound enough that I'm not even going to touch this whole MAN AMAZONS SMASH plot. It's stupid and sexist against men, which is a fun change from the usual sexism of comics. That doesn't make it any better, though.

Girl Flash's hair makes me think of Walter West's fight with Abra Cadabra after he thinks Wally's dead in The Flash #156. Now that was a beautiful mane, caveman beard or no.



At least we can thank Savitar for something good. Bastard.

Comments

[jij.livejournal.com]

Aquawoman is frigging scorching hot as hell. Whoa.

The rest looks...pretty stupid. *sighs*

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Oh, it is. So stupid it's stupefying. I couldn't bring myself to even read all the bubbles. Gawd. The art is fantastically bad in a lot of places, too.

But Alexis Luthor reminds me of when I used to shave my head. And I would have all of Aquawoman's babies.

Just imagine what she would look like, swimming underwater. Bubbles sparkling, her hair flowing around like a mermaid... ::daydreams::

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

Queen Anna is really scorchingly hot. And Heaven forbid you have a bit of a tentacle fetish, too, because those are some very pretty squids as well.

And Donald Lance or whoever he is is wearing too much clothing. Then again, I can see why they skipped the fishnets.

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

You know, I was just thinking I wanted to write some tentacle porn. It was more along the lines of Batman being tangled up in Ivy's plants and getting a hefty dose of sex pollen, but...

Those are pretty squids. ::laughs::

I guess he did initially have fishnets at some point and they never saw the light of day. The least they could have done was take his pants away, sheesh.

[akoyamiazaki.livejournal.com]

I totally thought Wally was Flycatcher from Fables in that last scan.
*snorkle*

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

I haven't read Fables, even though I know I should and that I'd love it.

I'm bad like that. XP

[lustpuppet.livejournal.com]

Ugh! Thank you for posting this so much, I was looking forward to buying this, but my comics were delayed (I assume because of the snowstorms this week). It's a terrible pity that the issue is not good though. Thanks for the warning.

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

It's fun for the novelty value... but that's pretty much it. The writer couldn't even keep their pronouns straight and Dane, leader of the Amazons, reminded me of Major Force way more than Wonder Woman.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I find myself very attracted to Walliette. And Red Tornado.

Plastic Woman is...disturbing.

Anyone want to join me in shipping Superwoman/Alexis Luthor?

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Walliette! XD

Plas is totally doing that on purpose, too. (http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m27/victoria_wayne/dkr2_plas.jpg) I love Plastic Woman, actually. I think Plas should always be just a wee bit unsettling, heh.

I'm getting a little bunny with Alexis... only Superman/Alexis with an angry Lex trying to kill them both. :D

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

If Plas were not unsettling, there would certainly be something wrong. I'm trying to picture an unsettling Plas...and I've got nothing.

Superman/Alexis with an angry Lex trying to kill them both.

This, clearly, would end up a three-some.