My huge Elseworlds kick...

[shankie]

Must inevitably result in sharing! :D

Starting with just one shot from Red Son.

Because everyone knows Clark looks good in a uniform, right? Well, he looks even better in that kind of uniform.



Batman was a crazy terrorist in that one. You know. Like half of Elseworlds, only a little crazier than usual.

Now.

You know what really surprised me those most out of anything in a while? True Brit. Superman if he was raised in England. There are multiple references to Monty Python, and the whole thing shifts from farce to realism left and right. It's pretty darn funny.

This is just a little. Bat-Man revealed, farming with super-powers, and a suit-shot. Just because.







Next, Kal. A medieval setting in which Clark is generally shirtless/naked.

Seriously? The point of this book seems to be beefcake. So, here's some half-naked Kryptonian for you all.











Lastly, Act of God. The lack of Wally in Elseworlds (for the most part) had me going back to this, because I really liked his part.

The superheroes of Earth have all lost their powers. In the middle of what they were doing, which is disastrous as you can well imagine. Flash was in the middle of stopping a bullet.









So, a few de-powered heroes go to Batman for training; to learn how to be heroes without powers.

Unsurprisingly, Wally and Bruce get into a huge fight where he stalks out all huffy.



But he does come back. Joins merry band for battle in their dubious costumes. I guess Wally's is alright. He ends up kicking a super-powered Joker's ass later, so, he must be doing something right.



And what are Clark and Diana doing? Well, going insane. Clark leaves Lois for Diana, then leaves Diana for booze once she gets all... Christian and pious, but with skin-tight mini-skirts.





Clark is later found drunk in an alley.

Jeeze.

Comments

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

I think Kyle was just blinded in Tower of Babel; it was Diana that got the real nightmares. She was fighting Artemis I think? Kyle's was the only non-fatal one, if I remember right.

Yeah, that's the one! Haven't read that in a while. I totally forgot about Babs, heh.

The only thing about Clark/Diana that really appeals to me is all the damage they could do having sex. Shaking the planet, etc. Once that's all done? Meh.

[bariman1987.livejournal.com]

The plan for Superman was kind of non-fatal, at least extremely painful. He would be exposed to a sample of red Kryptonite that would turn his skin transparent, thus removing any regulation of his sunlight absorbtion.

I might have to do a scans_daily post of the Green Lantern Barbara Gordon stuff.

The only thing about Clark/Diana that really appeals to me is all the damage they could do having sex. Shaking the planet, etc.

Hee. "Oh yes, Clark! Change the course of my mighty river! Yes, change it!" "Oh Diana, build my mountain, build my mountain!"

There've been a couple comics where Lois and Diana got along rather well. Given that Diana's most likely bisexual (if you can assign sexual orientations to a demigoddess), I can't help thinking, why not just have a three-person relationship? And think of the role-play! Clark and Lois slready have Batman and Robin costumes; Lois can wear Diana's Wonder Woman costume, Clark can be Batman, Diana can be Robin!

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Way to feed the porn-factory that is my brain. ::laughs:: Oh man. I'd think that it would be Lois and Diana starting that little threesome, too.

That would be something awful nice for Clark to come home to, I think. Ha.

I think Plastic Man's was also non-fatal, seeing as he's impossible to kill. Being shattered into a million pieces also kinda sucks, but I wonder how one would actually be able to accomplish killing him for good.

During the Rock of Ages storyarc Desaad puts J'onn in a particle accelerator and destroys him atom by atom; I think it'd have to be something like that.

Lit up Vegas for a month. And Batman had to watch. Good gracious.