The Sex Lives of Superheroes
Aug. 19th, 2006 12:28 pmI'm not sure where this came from. I was in the middle of something else and it just happened. No beta or logic here. Completely implausible crack.
The Sex Lives of Superheroes
DCAU. After the League's conflict with Cadmus, Maxwell Lord is hired to restore their image in the public eye. Along with some good public relations, he convinces the Council that what they need is a high-profile book that can appeal to the human side of the seven founding members; and hires Lois Lane to write a book about their sex lives.
R. References to multiple slash & het pairings and various sex acts, but nothing explicit, it's almost entirely dialogue. Pairings listed at the end.
3k+ words
( This is the worst idea I've ever heard. )
I apologize, really, I do. But now there's better editing.
The Sex Lives of Superheroes
DCAU. After the League's conflict with Cadmus, Maxwell Lord is hired to restore their image in the public eye. Along with some good public relations, he convinces the Council that what they need is a high-profile book that can appeal to the human side of the seven founding members; and hires Lois Lane to write a book about their sex lives.
R. References to multiple slash & het pairings and various sex acts, but nothing explicit, it's almost entirely dialogue. Pairings listed at the end.
3k+ words
( This is the worst idea I've ever heard. )
I apologize, really, I do. But now there's better editing.