30 Helens Agree...
Jul. 10th, 2006 01:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shankieCurrently writing Clark/Bruce bondage porn. The bondage being much easier than the Clark/Bruce part. Okay, it's not exactly hard, it's just... something. Mostly because, for all the canon slashy magnificence of these two, I have trouble picturing them having sex.
Yeah.
That's kinda a strange admission in these parts, isn't it? ::laughs:: But seriously. It's the sexual tension part that gets me with those two. The whole, so close, but so far away bit. But now I've got Bruce trussed up on the floor of the Fortress of Solitude and it's going to be wild, so the brain's getting some re-calibration.
As for Chronology, will continue once I sort out my redesigned speedster genealogy. Flash ancestry, I've once remarked, is like a tree trying to strangle itself, and that's part of it's charm. I think I'll make things easier on myself and only clarify two or three time periods. The early 22nd Century I have all cleared up, as well as the generation before that. Now to figure out just how much dramatic irony will be coming into play...
It's all making me very strongly tempted to combine the ideas I was going to have for The Long September with this one, then jump straight into Prophecies Fulfilled as the next thing I work on. Actually, I think I'm going to have to. Not that I'm surprised I got hijacked by my muse, haha
(I'm kinda babbling at myself at this point...)
And, because of Yazzle's artwork I am compelled to write Bart wearing a Robin costume somewhere, somehow. ;)
And and and! Toonverse Bruce spends a night in jail, and is definitely not the bitch.
Yeah.
That's kinda a strange admission in these parts, isn't it? ::laughs:: But seriously. It's the sexual tension part that gets me with those two. The whole, so close, but so far away bit. But now I've got Bruce trussed up on the floor of the Fortress of Solitude and it's going to be wild, so the brain's getting some re-calibration.
As for Chronology, will continue once I sort out my redesigned speedster genealogy. Flash ancestry, I've once remarked, is like a tree trying to strangle itself, and that's part of it's charm. I think I'll make things easier on myself and only clarify two or three time periods. The early 22nd Century I have all cleared up, as well as the generation before that. Now to figure out just how much dramatic irony will be coming into play...
It's all making me very strongly tempted to combine the ideas I was going to have for The Long September with this one, then jump straight into Prophecies Fulfilled as the next thing I work on. Actually, I think I'm going to have to. Not that I'm surprised I got hijacked by my muse, haha
(I'm kinda babbling at myself at this point...)
And, because of Yazzle's artwork I am compelled to write Bart wearing a Robin costume somewhere, somehow. ;)
And and and! Toonverse Bruce spends a night in jail, and is definitely not the bitch.
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on 2006-07-10 05:48 pm (UTC)Ok, the last frame, Bruce looks hot, but he's also giving me the AU bunny of Bruce Wayne Two Face and a Harvey vigilante, and the slash is too hard to resist!! eeeeeep!
...I'll be in my corner now.
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on 2006-07-10 05:51 pm (UTC)Also, you're figuring out speedster genealogy. Do you see why you're the Flash guru? I try to stay away from it because it makes my brain hurt almost as much as Hawkman continuity. You are, indeed, the Scarlet Guru.
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on 2006-07-10 06:15 pm (UTC)Flash genealogy is all based on Barry in the future and Wally in the short-term future. If you can sort through his kids and grandkids, then get the time-travel straight... See, the only part that gets me is how on earth Digger Harkness ever managed to sleep with Meloni Thawne and then smuggle his bastard son back to the past... ::tries to bring thought process to a screetching halt before someone, prolly me, gets hurt::
The Scarlet Guru is perhaps the coolest title I've ever been given, so I'm just going to cling onto it for a while. ::grin::
I have a seriously disturbing Elseworlds story with Bruce becoming this hell-bent-to-kill-Clark amalgamation of Two-Face and Batman. So if you wanted to do something to make the concept of Bruce Wayne, Two-Face less traumatizing I'd appreciate it. ;)
And... I'll be keeping the snarking in mind. Perhaps until gags become involved. Hmmms...
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on 2006-07-10 06:49 pm (UTC)It is too late! I am hurt! is there a place for speedstar continuity victims? I decided I wasn't going to try to understand when I found out about Digger jr. It was just... I couldn't even explain it to my brother after I read it.
your Elseworlds story sounds fuuuun! I was thinking of a prosecutor pre-scarring Harvey trying to bring his best friend back from the crazy, Bruce Two face Wayne, who's gone murdering vigilante. Bruce is close enough to multiple personality already, I wouldn't be that hard... it would end in tragedy, though. But all Elseworlds do, don't they?
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on 2006-07-10 07:20 pm (UTC)I could post scans of that one if you think you can handle the unbearable angst and weirdness factor.
::hearts Owen Harkness::
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on 2006-07-10 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2006-07-11 09:27 pm (UTC)You've been warned!