Barda, Batman, Awesome.

[shankie]

Because it's official; I have a crush on Barda. And I'm bringing arch_schatten with me. XD

Scans from Superman/Batman #11 and #12. In which the Big Three need to go to Barda's home town, and she insists on going along if they're going to be using her boom tube.

...........

God, wtf is wrong with me, I can't write, read, or look at anything without picking out a sexual connotation. ::cough:: Er...

Anyway. Here's Barda in a towel.










I can't get over how awesome she is. I mean, she's towering over Clark. He has to fly in order to look her in the eye. ::fans self::

So, our merry band goes to Apokolips. Bats is bringing along some of Mister Miracle's gear, and don't worry, I'll be showing a little of that. It doesn't take long before Diana and Barda get into a fight with some of Granny Goodness's wenches. And they look damn good doing it.










Oh drama! Whatever will they do to win? Put that thought on hold just for a second, as we transition into the next issue, just after taking a peek at Evil Kara.




Now, let the action commence, as we see that it's never a good idea to fuck with Diana. Ever. Seriously.








How awesome was that? Way awesome? Yeah.

And I'd be remiss in my Bat-love if I didn't throw in my all-time favourite exchange between Batman and Darkseid. Ever. For so many reasons.








Hee! ::jumps around in circles for a while::

Comments

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

Evil!Kara is hot! :D
But totally how can you NOT love Barda, poor supes, his ego had been crushed between those tits in her fist :P

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes she is. :D

I totally hated/was ambiguous about Barda for the longest time. It's been gradually evolving into an obsession, ever since that one episode of JLU where she and Mister Miracle grab Wally and trot off to Apokolips to rescue Oberon. ::laughs::

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

That JLU episode was the first time I've ever heard about Barda. I've fallen in love when she grabbed Wally be the throat when he misspelled her name, which is strange since I love Flash!!! :D You can slash him with anyone and it ALWAYS works! :D

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: Yup.

Oh, and, yeah. About slashing Wally? Trust me, I know. XD

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

Eh, there's that JLU Wally/Booster fic I've promised myself to write AGES ago... see? GL, J'onn, Bats, Booster, everything fits!!! :D

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

See, now I'm trying to find people he wouldn't work with. I've seen him with The Question even. That actually was kinda awesome, too.

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

*ponder*... hm... NW? Totally hot. Superman? Sweet. Creeper... ah, poor leaguers! Teh!mayhem! :D Booster? Hilarious yet angsty. Dove? Ok, maybe Dove, Hawk would kill anyone that tried to get close to his little brother (but then, Flash would outrun him :P) J'onn, Bats or GL? CANON :P Shining Knight? Romantic. Darn, even Creote!! I fail at life... :P

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Oh gawd Wally and Creeper. XD

::brainfreeze in such a good way::

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

Think aboutt heir babies! Happiest childhood EVER!!! :D They would have become lawyers and doctors, and be PROPER is they wanted to rebel :D:D:D

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Good LORD. That's the crackiest thing ever and I MUST WRITE IT.

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

*blesses you* Go, sister, spread Our Wisdom, let the pagans see The Light of Crack :D

[neonchameleon.livejournal.com]

Yay! My all time favourite Batman scene! Thanks :-D

As you do requests, any chance you can post Oracle: Year One?

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Ooh, let me see if I have that...

::checks::

Actually, I don't, which I'm surprised about. But I do have Birds of Prey: Secret Files & Origins and Batgirl: Year One, along with the all of BoP up to #75 and several minis.

[neonchameleon.livejournal.com]

Pity - this (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/9465.html#cutid2) and this (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/1314825.html#cutid1) (and possibly this (http://www.canarynoir.com/pix/oracle5.jpg)) are all I've found of it online (and I've found precisely nothing of Batman Chronicles #5 in dead tree). It's one of those stories that looks as if it hurts in a good way, and I've been looking for it for a while.

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

I found a torrent for Batman Chronicles, but it doesn't have any seeds. If I ever manage to get it, you'll be the first to know. :)

[neonchameleon.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Cheers. :D (http://victoria-wayne.livejournal.com/68041.html)

[senmut]

Remember, Barda and Supes slept together once.

Unless that's been removed from continuity. Probably so. Just like his sanctimonious priggishness at Wondy killing, when he himself had killed...but no, that never happened either, apparently.

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Hold up: They DID? When was this? I must know everything. ::laughs::

[senmut]

Let me see if I can get ahold of the comic expert. It was referenced in the Giffen League.

[senmut]

Okay, Comic expert said the Byrne run of ACTION. And that they made two or three sex videos. He's at work, so I did not ask how this came about; your post just reminded me of Scott being so jealous of Supes.

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

SEX TAPES?!!LKJWLfsldkfjsd ::gasp::

I'm now on a mission.

[senmut]

LOL! Some kind of mind control was in play, I remember that much.

[arch-schatten.livejournal.com]

Ohhh Barda, looking good!!

all those who feel like writing barda/WW rise their hands. All those who think Barda taught Guillotina more than just how to fight, rise their hands again.

Also, I read 'From what you've told me, I'm willing to bet that was the female furies who killed Harbringer.... and made *up* with your cousin. That makes it personal for me too.' which made me think Kara and Barda had a thing going.

I think Barda is the sex. to quote Oberon, 'all legs and no heart'. She's freaking gorgeous. Probably my favorite Turner woman, since I'm not a big fan of Turner. But his Barda, oh yeah. Barda needs femmslash. Diana, do you think? She was rather fangirling her here...

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Kinda I do. But... Scott! I mean... I can't have Barda all cheating on Mister Miracle? Find me a loophole and I'm all over it. ::laughs::

[arch-schatten.livejournal.com]

Wasn't Scott like.. dead for a while? In.. some continuity? Yes! Batman Beyond! Scott died at some point and left Barda a widow.

Oh, the angst. The angst!

That, or you know, maybe it's from the crazy gender bender universe. Scarlet Free and Big Barda. Only big Barda wouln't be a guy. I could write Scarlet Free and Barda. And WonderWoman. I could be tempted.

I think I'm willing to go to great lenghts to write Barda femmslash. I haven't done that since.. hell, last week, for Arthur! It's obviously overdue.

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

It's true.

Also, you're missing your own party, dolt! XD

[fatherartist.livejournal.com]

yeah i was just going to point out that Barda was awesome in the original JLU storyline of Batman Beyond!

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

He also died during Justice League America. They thought he was dead, anyway. Turns out he was on a promotional tour.. when he came back, he brought L-Ron with him. :D

[yamheads.livejournal.com]

Barda is teh SECHS. Also? I love how Bruce/Batman is in the background, looking about. And that tiny clk to show he's found something he shouldn't see like a little kid. XD

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

SO TRUE. :D

While the other kids are fighting, he just sneaks around and gets all the toys...

[the-bumper-car.livejournal.com]

Yeay Barda! It's amazing how she manages to stay unique AND awesoe even in a universe with Wonder Woman.

BTW, do you have the Justice League comic where she goes undercover with Plastic Man... and he tries to disguise himself as her dress?

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I do. XD

[sucuri.livejournal.com]

Wow, pretty art and hot people. You should write something Barda and Diana. That'd be hot. But damn, I liked this. Thanks for posting.

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

Plans are indeed in the works. ;)

[kate-fire.livejournal.com]

Word. Whatever happened to the Lasso of Do Whatever The Fuck I Say??

Seriously. Old school WW? Like, 1-50 or something? The "Lasso of Truth" was really the "Lass of Do Whatever the Fuck I Tell You To, Bitch!" People had to call the person holding the business end 'master' or 'mistress'.

...of course, given the creator's personal kinks, I guess that makes sense.

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

It still is like that.. just... depends on the writer. That was like, her only appearance in Identity Crisis, when she was using it for interrogation.

Oh, interrogation...

[elfcat255.livejournal.com]

hmmm strange..according to the date you posted this a while back..but it's just now popping up on my list?..did you repost it?..strange..but I loved it and I'm so making me a WW/Barda icon from the panel were they are fighting the wenches..heh

[victoria-wayne.livejournal.com]

I linked back to it because I'd posted more from the same issue, heh.

Isn't it great. XD

I love the Furies, they're so whack.

[elfcat255.livejournal.com]

uh huh..doh..I realized that after I had posted my comment..I so need to go tosleep..*head desk*...the Furies are pretty cool..hehe