Wally West, Homeless Superhero

The Flash #20 & #21. Because there's really nothing like watching a superhero eat a soggy pretzel off the sidewalk.

Early on as the Flash, Wally won the lottery, and life was good. Got a mansion, nights on the town, whole bit. And then he lost it all. Everything gets repossessed, he moves into a tiny apartment with his mother.

One night, a homeless dude camps out in the hallway. Wally calls the cops. Things don't work out the way he planned.

( Don't worry. I've got everything under control! )

Yeah, remember Wally's whole anger problem?

So he and his mom are out on the street, with just the clothes on their back. And Mary picks a great time to let him know that the JLI has been trying to get in contact with him for a week...

( The Jewish Defense League... in costume? )

This is the point where things go downhill fast. Wally's night just keeps getting worse and worse...

( That poor thing prob'ly belongs in a mental hospital. )

Right. So, about Piper....



I understand that you're gay, dude. But isn't it a bit gratuitous to be wandering around the streets dressed like that? And talking about men in uniform?

And then, of course, aliens invade.

( I will just t#ke him #nd explore him #t my leisure. )

Damn I love comic books.

In the next issue, Wally finally gets a hold of the JLI. After begging for change on the street.

( I have to find my mom... )

And, because Wally is a big man-whore, he gets laid. She tries to kill him later, but meh. Beggars can't be choosers, ba-zing!

Also...

A meme! Ganked from teh_no.

If you've ever watched your favorite dvds, and then found yourself eager to hear exactly what the actors, directors, writers and even production designers thought about making the episode, the movie, or whatever - you'll know sometimes the best parts of dvds are hearing the commentaries. Getting into an actor's feelings about the character they play, getting the background behind a writer's plans and metaphors, even just getting the stupid anecdotal stuff that makes you laugh, it's all good.

Ask me about any story, and I'll do a DVD commentary for it! Satisfy your curiosity!

Fic can all be found through my happy fun fanfic tag.

Running Hot and Cold: Commentary

Response to the commentary meme, the annotated Running Hot & Cold for jen_in_japan.

Batman/Superman, NC-17, and since this contains the actual text, so's this.

( It seemed like a good idea at the time... )

The Sex Lives of Superheroes: Commentary

Also from the commentary meme, The Sex Lives of Superheroes, for sasha_anu.

The story itself, and my commentary, has mature content, both het and slash. After all, it has the most absurd pairing list I've ever seen.

( When crack attacks... )

A Lifting Fog: Commentary

Continued entries from the commentary meme, A Lifting Fog, for tmelange: the same person that kicked this supposed one-shot into an ongoing series. :)

Commentary is on the first five segments, all that has been posted as of this post.

This story is very NC-17, and so are my comments.

( Like much of my fanfic, it all started with Bruce... )